We’re Phil Slabine and Lisa Athanasia, cofounders of Not Dorks and accountants who believe finance should be clear, collaborative, and built for real people.

We help small businesses, nonprofits, and emerging organizations gain the financial clarity and confidence they need to grow. Our approach blends deep accounting expertise with a practical understanding of how businesses actually run.

Phil Slabine, CPA
Phil focuses on growth and business modeling, helping clients turn strong bookkeeping into strategy, scalability, and smarter decisions. With years of experience leading corporate finance and building systems from the ground up, he connects daily operations to long-term success in a way that feels simple and actionable.

Lisa Athanasia, CPA
Lisa has led accounting organizations of all sizes — from growing startups to large public companies — bringing a depth of technical expertise and leadership that helps businesses scale with confidence. She’s known for creating systems that make sense and support real progress, helping teams stay confident, compliant, and ready for scale.

Together, we built Not Dorks to give every client the same clarity, care, and partnership we’d want for our own business.